Baristagirl

This comic has NOT taken over my entire life just yet

I’m kind of a hypochondriac

I don’t think chess is fun, but I imagine I haven’t played it with the right person yet

Historically unlucky in love

I’ve worked at 17 different coffee shops in the T.C. area

I first became interested in working at a coffee shop when I was 11yrs old
and persuaded the owner of a shop to let me bus tables which I did all summer

Have never been outside the US shit I haven’t gone further than KS

Have a thing for guys who can make me laugh

Love chipotle burrito bowls with extra chicken

Hate beans in any form

Used to hate eggs and fish but that hate has turned into a lamentable tolorance

I’m actually a pretty good speller and generally good in the grammar department, I’m just lazy

Don’t like mixed drinks or cheap beer

Love cartoons

Can listen to a favorite song all day

Pretty shy

Parents and family members of my friends make me nervous

Too cynical

Don’t smoke weed

Don’t like racist people

Hate it when people turn the word jew into a verb

Love Lee

Frequently wish for a million dollars

Spanish was my first language

Not a Minnesota native

Born in Fresno

So bad at math my teachers thought I was special needs

Depak Chopra was my baby doctor

I’m the youngest sibling

Allergic to Red 40

Can never sleep the 1st night at a new place

Been to 10 different schools

Didn’t learn to read til I was 8-9 years old

Procrastinator proffessionale

I frequently day dream about a Ghostbusters sequel

Samuel L Jackson is a hideous characture of his former self

Dated a guy that lived with 2 other established webcomickers

I have a huge crush on Rick Moranis who

subsequently set the standard of type of guy I’m interested in

I stole this idea from MC Chris

Would like to do something cheritable for a cause for autism

Too hot for TV

I hate snooty people

I love Winter and spring and fall, not too big on summer

I take my coffee black

I carry my whole life in my Hello Kitty back pack all the time

I just started carrying a purse to save my back

I currently work at a coffee shop

I’ve been drawing since the 1st grade and made my first comic character
Oakton Stacktaught in 2nd/3rd grade. He lasted until 6th grade.

I’m a giant coffee and beer snob but I’ll drink just about anything

Barista Girl is modeled after me except I have my upper and lower lip pierced and I wear glasses

13 tattoos 7 piercings

My glasses are purple rihnestone-y

I practice yoga…do you practice yoga or do you do yoga or do you just yoga?

I kinda wanna move to Canada or New Zealand

Due to a fever induced holiday hallucination at 12 I thought Santa Clause was real until I was 16

Its too fucking hot in here right now

I hope they play the song I requested

Lifes the illusion love is the dream