May 12th, 2008
Why not….?
I am literally mixin shits up over here, I don’t want to committ to another story line per se so I’m just tossing these little bits of story relating to the covers I’ve made to break up the monotany. So there. Its my party and I’ll do whatever the fuck I wants to. BWA!!!!
Just kidding. I’m just completely disorganized. Tee. Hope you can’t tell. This is all a direct reflection of where my life is at right now.
-R-
May 12th, 2008 at 5:15 am
LMAO @ Steven Seagal!!
Great strip, GF!
Oh, and about the disorganization, well, that’s just a characteristic of being an artist.
May 12th, 2008 at 5:26 am
Oh… My…….God…….. I’m in love with the zombie theme!!!! I think I’m gonna burst with joy!!! I love it!!!!! And Steven Seagal was a fantastic touch! By the way I had to go to school early just so I could look at your pretties because the internets is still out at my hizzle! Damn it all to hell. Love ya!!
May 12th, 2008 at 6:13 am
Coffee zombies! Nice!
May 12th, 2008 at 6:50 am
I got zombie on my shoe, walking
in San Francisco amongst the homless.
Homeless are a special sub-set of zombie,
found everywhere in downtown. They
have little cups they shake at you like jujus.
I scraped my shoe on a planter, but I could still
feel it stick to the pavement with a soft kissing
sound. Homeless zombie kissing sounds are gross.
May 12th, 2008 at 7:20 am
historically speaking, and from what we have all seen, zombies are pretty easy to take down. but there are those zombies that seem to get a little boost of energy the closer they get to their victims. nothing a good boot to the head couldnt handle though. very nice. steven segal? cool.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Love the eyeball in the last frame of the strip! The beaotch of being a zombie and taking sips, is the first parts to rot off are my zombie lips. No tips, clips, slips or pirate ships.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Dude, you fugged up your own name on the copyright shiznit Johson
May 12th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
So, here’s the dish my lovelies, just thought I would “reply” with some infinite wisdom from your borishly old-ass sistah…insert your-not-so-old comment here…let me tell you a story to illistrate, love me or hate me, its what I do…
Once upon a time..no no, in a galaxy far far away, nope not right either, it was the best of times - it was the worst of times? Ha ha, just kidding, ah, but seriously - there once was a time when Humans walked the earth forever. They lived forever and enjoyed many pleasures. Like the great snake in the sky, they all would shed their skin and emerge from beneath it as young as they had been before. In those days no one ever died and nothing ever changed, save for the very small change that each person made when they shed their skin. The great Snake in the sky was smug and happy with the world he had created. Anansi, the spider God was talking with his friend the Snake one day and said, “You must be very happy indeed to look down upon the earth and see just what you want to see”. To this the Snake God replied, “Why yes, for it is just as I expect.” Anansi thought for a moment and said, “It’s a shame though, there is not much of a surprise to this businness you call life.” The Snake God drew himself up in indignation, “There are many surprises to behold, for I have created them all!” To this Anansi said, “If you created them all, then how can their be any surprises? No mystery at all…It is not good for you, for all Great and powerful Gods must live in mystery and be apart from that which they have created. But your creations live and enjoy the same power as You!” The Snake thought for a moment and realized the the little spider was right. “What do you suppose we do?” Annasi replied, “Leave it to me.” So, Anansi waited untill he saw a woman shedding her skin and he tricked her into putting the old skin back on her body, and this was how death came into the world. Now, everything the Sky snake created no longer lived forever and though sometimes his creations cursed the unexpected and unknown, they each went to this newest of changes, the woman who had not shed her skin, holding out her hand to harold each across to the new place that even the Snake god could not go!”
“Anansi, what have you done, now my creations go where I cannot!”
Anansi said, “You claim to understand change, But as a God, you renew yourself and never change. But there are places that you cannot go, to truly change you must do much more than shed your skin, you must change everything you’ve ever known and become something you never expected at all…”
There you have it, I love you my dear sister, I hope the death of your old life is a good one, Anansi would be very proud indeed!! Be brave and go where even Gods cannot!
May 12th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Cool, love the zombie things!
May 13th, 2008 at 12:43 am
i hate coffee zombies. they are such a hassle.
May 13th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Another stellar entry! I particularly like how humorless Steven Segal is while drinking his coffee. Just like the real Steven Segal (I imagine)!
May 14th, 2008 at 6:38 am
Great. Sky Snakes.
Another thing to be scared of.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
I like the zombie in the last panel. Good use of red.
June 7th, 2008 at 10:08 am
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article Why not….?, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.