Street team update…it’s a laugh-o-rama.
This was in my inbox today….
While I know your call for a street team to promote
your blog was accompanied by a caveat, “PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE
Don’t do anything that’ll get you fined, put in jail,
or of course hurt!
And don’t do anything that’ll get someone else fined,
put in jail or of course hurt!” You forgot to mention
“Don’t put stickers on private property in such a way
that it makes someone else’s shitty job a little more
shitty!” Thanks to whomever put your stickers on the
front window of the coffee shop where I work, i had to
spend my morning running back and forth between making
lattes and razor blading stickers, which are effing
near permanent. If anyone else writes to you with a
similar complaint, advise them that a razor blade
followed by a scouring pad and turpentine will work
most efficiently. Seriously, help a sister out. Do
not reward whichever minion of yours sends you pics of
guerilla advertising in Lawrence, KS. They are an
enemy of the service industry plebes who want nothing
more than to get through their shift with a minimum of
annoyance. Arg.
So, vandalize gubba-mints, not private property. And if anything, uhh…make sure it’s not any place that uptight cantankerous management might see.
Ahhh….
Laugh out Loud.
At least it wasn’t a shitscalator.
April 21st, 2008 at 5:54 pm
woah, you are one powerful motherfucker. i know you can control all those around you, but someone as far away as lawrence, kansas? IS THERE NO LIMIT TO YOUR POWER!!?? today: kansas. tomorrow: THE WORLD!!!!!! [insert maniacal laugh here.]
April 26th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Fuck that, vandalize corporate property. The government pays its people decent wages and sees to the welfare of thousands, while corporations don’t and endeavor to destroy any progress made in the public sector.
Oh yeah, and to take off those sticks easier use a heat gun or a hair dryer, it melts the adhesive and you can peel it right off.