April 18th, 2008
Fashion fashion fashion!
I had a customer come in to my work and ask me if I knew what was in, I was wearing my nasty hoodie that smelled…currently smells, like ball sweat and a crusty old t-shirt all bleach stained and some salt and bleach stained pants. I told her, “Lady for all I know lamp shade hats and potato dresses are all the rage in gay pair-ee”
What happened?
GIANT UGLY HATS
AND POTATO SACK DRESSES WITH 70′S KITCHEN PRINT ALL OVER THEM.
Of course I bought 12 of each.
just kidding.
Mostly.
I call the dresses shresses, and the hats…hats…I guess.
Thats all for now, my vacation I secretly took is now over and I am so very sad as this is the last of my premade buffer strips.
I tricked you all!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!
back to work for me…pout.
-R-
April 18th, 2008 at 4:32 am
YAY! 1st comment!! >D YAY! Big ugly hats!!! i looove it!! lol but yes fashion dues suck, like big time,
great job on Dis comic though, your on a roll of awesomness in this gal’s book!! keep up the good work
April 18th, 2008 at 4:42 am
Great Comic! Fashion has been dumb for years, I think that’s why we don’t really follow it. Anyhoozel, Keep’em comin girl! Loves!
April 18th, 2008 at 5:32 am
You know…given her druthers, my daughter would dress like panel two at every given opportunity…minus the ball sweat smell of course…
April 18th, 2008 at 5:36 am
LMFAO! That was hilarious, you were being sarcastic aout the whole potatoes and lamp shades!
April 18th, 2008 at 5:39 am
ACK! I HATE trends! Great work, as always!!
April 18th, 2008 at 8:17 am
It isn’t the style, it’s how you wear it.
It’s confidence.
It’s how soft peaches look in summer.
April 18th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Thats my favorite Band….Old Band. The bridge of that womans nose is priceless. Very nice! High five!
April 18th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Ha! Fashion is as fashion does y’all. Thats the way the cookie t-shirt crumbles.
April 18th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
The ladies weak chin won me over. The only thing that would have ben better was if she said “Say, my daughter is about your size, can you try this on?”!
I would pay a day worth of wages to see “Rat-shay” in a foofie dress!
(Dunno how to say Ratchet in French but the last T is silent. Like Faribault. You dont say the T)phonics= Fair-bow.
Ooooo, la la!
April 18th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
*lol* Awesome as always, Ratchet my dear. The irony was priceless. With fashion rewinding like it is, the next new trend will probably be “Cavemen Wear.”
April 18th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
All right, I am just tipsy enough to ask this:
Why does your hoodie smell like ball sweat? I lack the imagination. Don’t bother telling me whose. I have to know. Balls do not go in hoods, or at least the conventional type. This is the world I am from.
April 19th, 2008 at 8:33 am
I can field this one, my hoodie smells like ball sweat as a result of it not being cleaned and it’s combined smell of pencils old oninons and gym socks. Clothes can absorb and create the strangest aromas. How do you think I attract mates? Through sweaty nasty work clothes. Also, the reason dating at work is bad, work pharamones…
April 19th, 2008 at 9:47 am
I imagined your hoodie
smelling of coffee, the soft
scent of foam, loam
and fertile soil, woods and
warm weather and red berries
drying in the sun, roasted and
not at all like a sour onion…
April 19th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Alright, Seraphine out’ed me. I do, though I imagine one might say in vain, to try and smell nice. And no one has ever said I smell like ball sweat, to my face, at least. So far I do smell nice, unless it’s after work and then I do smell like coffee, which is relatively unoffensive unless you’re one of the d-bags that live in the Calhoun area who complained about the smell of fresh roasted coffee. Weird-y’s
April 21st, 2008 at 5:47 pm
uhh, rachael… you smell like ball sweat.
April 21st, 2008 at 5:49 pm