ASS KICKIN HARBINGERS OF JUSTICE PART .001
Hey! Like that dude that did them movies in all crazy-fied order right?
So I just plopped the backstory smack dab in the semi middle-ish end begining.
Clever writing no?
Take the gander and stick it. I gots ta pee.
There’s a twist at the end o this bad boy that I think you’ll enjoy joy.
So I started watchin Metalacolypse today and it’s hilarious, over-rated but still quite funny.
The first episode, I felt, was quite apt…considering what I’m doing here and the theme and all of my comic and what nots.
Thanks to Melissa and Mary at Lafonda’s last Saturday for buying me my very first drink I’ve ever gotten from a stranger for my stunning and moving rendition of “I love rock and roll”
I do not condone taking drinks from strangers but in my case I was at the bar and had an eye on my beer from bartender to my hand. Too bad I didn’t have an eye on my wallet and no one else bought me beers. Yay destitution.
-R-
ps
http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/829028,cuss030608.article
Fuck this fucking shit, I am contesting this bullshit assed shit and main-fucking-taining my horrible fucking swearing all I fucking want! HA!
Hey, for all you FUCKS who say that swearing lowers your intelligence Jonathan Swift the creator of Gulliver’s Travels wrote limericks about poop under the pseudonym Dr. Shits.
So fuck the cock faced cunts and shit the bitches up thier fucking asses who can’t take a joke or who live on a cloud of ignorance. I challenge them and rally for a fucking cuss full week!
I won’t play the freedom of speech card here, oh no, I play the ability to speak card. FUCK THAT SHIT!
ha.
I swore a bunch.
March 7th, 2008 at 12:12 am
HA! I finally was able to stay up till midnight so that I could be your FIRST post today! Splendid. This is yet again fantastic work, I don’t know how you do it, but keep it comin, Or I kiill you! Love Ya!
March 7th, 2008 at 6:52 am
HEY-OHHH!!! Three cheers for Yer Mommy!!!!
Excellent work, as per usual, Ratchet!! 
March 7th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Love the kookie eyes in the last frame. Angry, pierced, tattoo chix scare me
March 7th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Having a bible-reading room mate would be scary to me.
That would be a “deal breaker” if somebody told me that.
March 7th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I’d take that over a psycho polish drunk stuck in the closet…now that I think about it maybe it just goes hand in hand, hmmmm…
March 7th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
/me slips Ratchet a jar of polish remover.
March 7th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
I was laughing at this one. Great job, Ratchet! I was wondering about the backstory. “Don’t threaten my mommy!” and her eyes brought forth a lot of laughs. Heh, and her shirt says “Little Miss Pissed.” Nice play there. I hate those shirts that say “Little Miss Sunshine” for some reason. Maybe it’s because I’m betting the girls who wear them haven’t seen the movie. -_o;
That article you linked, man, I had to scan it, because any anti-cussing bullshit is really just nonsense to me. (It also causes me to want to throw the nearest heavy object into a wall.) Good morals aren’t linked to whether you say fuck, shit, etc. a lot. Even though we’re all a bit “off” around here, we aren’t bad people, per say. We’re just messed up and loving it.
So, fuck that shit!
March 7th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
And so, the Ass Kickin Harbingers of Justice embarked on a vicious letter writing campaign the drunk Polish dude would never forget.
The end.
. . .Or they shot him. Whatever.
March 8th, 2008 at 6:32 am
Ha HA!!!
The Paj, you’re so funny. Do we (the Ass Kickin Harbingers of Justice) seem like the type of people to go on a letter writing campaign or shoot someone? 
March 8th, 2008 at 8:49 am
well, as for the little miss sunshine shirts: don’t you remember the mr. men and little miss cartoon!? oh man, it was almost before my time, but i vaguely remember little miss bossy, little miss trouble, little miss sunshine, mr. tickle, mr. bump, little miss cahtterbox… ANYWAY! no cussing? a day without swearing is like a day without fucking sunshine. (in my best john wayne {which is terrible}) man, i wish i could be an ass kickin harbinger of justice. you make it look so cool!! meh, i’ll settle for the street team. awesome work as always. see ya soon.
March 8th, 2008 at 8:52 am
warning: the following comment is oozing with sarcasm.
i think a letter writing campaign sounds like a good way to get this d-bag off yer back. people really respond to those.
March 8th, 2008 at 8:53 am
and, i’m sorry, but will there be a side story?
March 8th, 2008 at 10:13 am
A west side story!
March 8th, 2008 at 10:21 am
I loved this comic Rach, and can’t wait for the next part! Keep up the great work!
March 8th, 2008 at 11:09 am
Awweeee THANKS Belle!
March 8th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
QUOTE:”disastika Says:
March 8th, 2008 at 8:52 am
warning: the following comment is oozing with sarcasm.
i think a letter writing campaign sounds like a good way to get this d-bag off yer back. people really respond to those.” END QUOTE
ROFL!!!! Very funny, Disastika!!! Our way was more fun, and entertaining for you folks.
March 8th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
AAAAAAACHOOOOOOOO, ok
yep yoz! wiggity!
im sick and could be delerious, to avoid repetition
you ass kickin harbingers of justice are my salvation. now whats this i hear about the ‘d-bag,’ is it still hanging around…..please say it aint….
wuv ya
yer mom~
March 9th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
yay for poland! striaght edge! sweetness keepit up GUURL i likes dis storya