March 3rd, 2008
ASS KICKIN HARBINGERS OF JUSTICE PART 4!
Yet another day off that secretly was NOT a day off, between uploading 4 comics and whatnot I also got to write a paper.
Whats that word?
Livid pissed.
GRRROOWWWWL.
That’s it.
I’m done and tired.
STREET TEAM!
That’s all
-R-

March 3rd, 2008 at 12:46 am
oh, hey. this is the first comment, huh? great. now i forgot what i was gonna say. sorry your day off wasn’t a day off. mine never are either.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:00 am
Geez, disastika, you snag the first comment and that’s all you have to say?!
Nothing about what a fucking SPLENDID job Ratchet has done on my character?! OR just how fucking SCARY I am?! Anyhoo, aren’t you up kinda late? Don’t you have work in the early AM? Get to bed already!!
SWEET JOB, RATCHET!! I LOVES IT!!!
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:41 am
I loves it!!! They just keep getting better and better. I especialy love that part where she’s a loose cannon ball! Hilarity at it’s finest!!! Love YA! Great Job!
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:16 am
yahah! damn dawn! i had no clues you were so fierce! oh well i still think your pretty nice, but that’s not saying much coming from meh
anywas great job on ze comic R can’t wait to see what this all star cast cooks up in your noggin!
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:42 am
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! I had a bunch of fun cookin this one up I tells ya. The Wife isn’t so much scary as much as she’s a force to be fucking reckoned with.
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:14 am
Why, thank you, Miss Ratchet!
She’s right, Colleen, I’m really not so fierce or scary, unless, of course, you fuck with me or those I love. I WILL and DO ask nicely, but only until my patience is tested. Diplomacy will only get you so far…when diplomacy fails, I just start cracking skulls.
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:35 am
Day off - schmay off! What would you do? Dream about the next story line?
Or creative things to do with post it notes?
Are you sure you dont want a warm Skittles?
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:46 am
FYI, Jay, she was planning on doing laundry and cleaning her room, but we went shopping instead, and after that she worked like a madwoman on her comic. Why don’t you try talking about that for once, instead of posting irrelevant links, eh?
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 am
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHAAAAA…oh man. My tummy hurts.
hey you 2 break it up, don’t make me get the hose.
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:11 am
Sorry if I was outta line you guys…those assholes downstairs got me cranky, letting their toddler scream and cry her head off, yelling at her instead of consoling her, and, of course, the obligatory door-slamming.
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:16 am
The hose!?!?
SPRING BREAK WOOOO!!
j/k I’m so impressed/ secretly jealous/ happy of your comic you got da skills.
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:37 pm
i love loose cannons. everybody pretty
much leaves them alone, which is exactly
what this country was predicated upon.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:21 pm
wow, damn wife! we have more in common than i thought, this is freakin crazy, i’ma the same way with me friends/family! lolz! :-{)>
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Well damn. The Wife is considered more dangerous than I, because people know I’m going to hurt them or emotionally traumatize them in advance… With The WIfe, you never see it coming… I mean I do, there are “warning signs”, but no one else does, and I’m sure as shit not going to give anyone a heads up.
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Dude, this is soo awesome. You are officialy my fav.
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:54 pm
oh man, this one was my favorite one to do I gotta be honest, she’s all sweet and smiley and then she gets dark and then BAM cup through the chest! 1# MOM indeed
March 4th, 2008 at 6:35 am
Hehe…you know what’s funny? In all my years of collecting funky coffee mugs, I’ve never had one that said #1 MOM…maybe I need to get one. Lord knows I’ve butted heads with plenty of teachers over the years cuz they did something or said something to one of my kids that I didn’t like….like discussing religion in class (my son’s 1st grade teacher) or referring to them by their student ID # instead of their name (my son’s 2nd grade teacher). The old bag who pulled that little stunt retired shortly thereafter…it was way past time for her retirement anyway….she was long in the tooth and couldn’t handle those 2nd graders anymore.
March 4th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Callin someone by a number??!!! Jee-HEE-zus! Dehumanizing much? Crazy bitch. Oh the trauma that we suffered in school at the hands of teachers and fellow students. The only difference now is teachers are called managers or district operators and students are called co-workers. BAH! There is no escape!
March 4th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Haha, fuckin’ awesome Ratchet! Your art style is, as always, kick-ass amazing. I can’t wait for the next update.
@ The Wife: You remind me of my mother, in that lioness-protecting-her-cubs aspect. What kind of shit-brained idiot calls a kid by his student ID number? Sounds like what the Nazis did to the Jews in the concentration camps. That’s frightening.
On a lighter note, I actually didn’t realize your mug said “#1 Mom” on it, though. It was kind of covered in blood and cardiac matter. Silly me. ^^;
March 4th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Thanks Deviation…yeah, I was seriously pissed about the student ID # incident. I told her that when he was born, I gave him a NAME, and THAT is what we call him. She said it’s too hard to try and remember every kid’s name, and I was like, but you CAN remember ALL their fucking NUMBERS?!?!
Yeah, if you look in Frame #5, my #1 MOM mug is sitting on the coffee table next to a vase of flowers.
The blood and cardiac matter happens later.
LMAOOOO!!!
March 4th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
OH, and Ratchet, speaking of school trauma suffered at the hands of teachers, I had a substitute teacher hit me when I was in 5th grade. Crazy, old cunt!
March 4th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
DUUUUDE! i love this thing so far. HURRAY! and YAY for the wife ^_^
March 4th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Hey MGB! Just wait, it only gets better! After all, life IS stranger than fiction!!

March 4th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
This is pretty sweet. I cant wait until the movie comes out. My favorite Face is frame #3. That expression is so universal for so many things.
March 5th, 2008 at 9:57 am
thats awsome
i just notices the infinislim add in the bus, keep up the cool work.
March 6th, 2008 at 5:50 am
stranger than fiction you say eh? hmmmmmmm, there could be money in this idea…….if i could bottle it i’d be RICH!
March 6th, 2008 at 6:49 am
You know it is, Colleen! Do you know that this current storyline of Barista Girl really happened? Yep, it’s a true story. Pretty crazy.
March 6th, 2008 at 9:45 am
HEADS-UP! Barista Girl now has her own section A the BGJC!!! Check it out, Peeps!
http://badgirljammieclub.com/community/forumdisplay.php?f=66
March 6th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
lolz true stories make the best comics, that and fiction……wait, i guess those are the only two options, still its pretty damn tight,
March 6th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
did i see the infinislim poster on the bus, hah i did, i did, way cool, aaaahahahahaah!
iv looked at this strip a few times now and just saw it. man im slow………
too cool
yer mom~
uggh i feel like crap, *weeez
March 8th, 2008 at 12:46 am
my favorite is the frame where it’s “the wife” from the side. that’s where the magic happens!!