February 25th, 2008
ASS KICKIN HARBINGERS OF JUSTICE PART 2!
Hey hey, no more confusion as to what part is what…and honestly I’m still pretty new to all this crap so…forgiveness please.
I’m tired as a bastard and just want to sleep but the aardvark’s at the door won’t let me and the tapir is tying up the phone callin 1-900 numbers.
I think what I need is some Kareoke…
And the rest of my Pabst.
Good morrow
-R-
OH YEEEAAAHHHH
I’m going to be pushing this for a while so just deal with it,
THE BUMP!
Join the baristagirl street team and you’ll be met in heaven by 72 virgins! HA-ha! They won’t know how to have sex with you since they’re all just spayed manitee’s but it’s a lovely thought ain’t it?
February 25th, 2008 at 1:43 am
Nobody ever better criticize my cookies
or I won’t share. I make the *best* chewy
oatmeal cookies. I never forget to set the
oven timer when I make those… They’re
so crazy, I can hardly wait for them to
come out of the oven and play.
February 25th, 2008 at 2:53 am
Noice work, Ratchet. This is some pretty stellar shits.
Seraphine- OATMEAL cookies? Surprise of surprises. Do you know any recipes that call for ingredients such as pure bacon fat? I doubt it… you should look some up, judging by your lifestyle I can guarantee that you probably need to gain a pound or fifteen.
You know, the Czechs have been puttin’ out this dark chocolate candy with a strip of salted pork fat in the center. It’s traditional… well, the chocolate isn’t, but the pork fat certainly is. Christ, you’re an uber-hippie leftist bleeding heart tree-huggin MULTICULTURAL sap, you’d probably get off on somethin’ like that.
I bet you know how to do do your eyeshadow all purdy-like though.
February 25th, 2008 at 4:06 am
oh this is a very sureal set of posts this is…..
theres a phog out tonight
anyway i love it and that guy sure does look a lot like jamen…..wow
this is just like tv
only more sober……just kidding
rachet check out what i left at your myspace……doorstep………no its not a bag of flamin poop
love ya
g*d its gotta get better I swear it ok
yer mom~
February 25th, 2008 at 4:30 am
I have never seen such a bad-ass dude reciting such a bad-ass line…about cookies.
February 25th, 2008 at 6:04 am
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
AWESOME!!! I love your use of color in this one! Great job with the “Blonde Dwarf”…like yer mom said, he looks fab!!
February 25th, 2008 at 6:10 am
My sweetie famous now! I can’t wait till he see’s your comic! Great job with the color and everything. I t really looks like Jamin! I love it, as I love all of your work, and you! good day!
February 25th, 2008 at 9:41 am
I am sure that all the pierced, inked, zombies, Glockenspiel customers and suspended folks will proudly wear a fresh white MFT (Metro Fucking Transit) shirt.
I still gets funny looks when I calls the Mall of America “BFM”. Big Fucking Mall!
Not that I think anyone acutally coupulates there! (Getting Screwed by the H.& R. BlockTax agent inside Sears does not count)
February 25th, 2008 at 11:03 am
No cooKies for R.T. and… Bacon cookies sound gross.
February 25th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I would like a cookie.
February 25th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
It all kicks so much booty. Booty of all sizes….kicks with boots on. It hurts. It hurts. Its fabulous.
February 26th, 2008 at 1:11 am
HA! CHECK OUT http://www.monstergumibear.com I did’s me up’s a guest strip! Check it out! YAY!
February 26th, 2008 at 5:24 am
OOPS, hey, GF, it’s: http://monstergummibear.com/
February 26th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
see what happens when you drink too much? you mess up links, silly me.
February 27th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Hey You GUUUUUUYYYYSSSS
I added a link to my hit list
http://www.gingerdead.com
CLICKSES IT!