By: cheryl

cheryl — Mon, 12 May 2008 13:49:50 +0000

So, here’s the dish my lovelies, just thought I would “reply” with some infinite wisdom from your borishly old-ass sistah…insert your-not-so-old comment here…let me tell you a story to illistrate, love me or hate me, its what I do…
Once upon a time..no no, in a galaxy far far away, nope not right either, it was the best of times - it was the worst of times? Ha ha, just kidding, ah, but seriously - there once was a time when Humans walked the earth forever. They lived forever and enjoyed many pleasures. Like the great snake in the sky, they all would shed their skin and emerge from beneath it as young as they had been before. In those days no one ever died and nothing ever changed, save for the very small change that each person made when they shed their skin. The great Snake in the sky was smug and happy with the world he had created. Anansi, the spider God was talking with his friend the Snake one day and said, “You must be very happy indeed to look down upon the earth and see just what you want to see”. To this the Snake God replied, “Why yes, for it is just as I expect.” Anansi thought for a moment and said, “It’s a shame though, there is not much of a surprise to this businness you call life.” The Snake God drew himself up in indignation, “There are many surprises to behold, for I have created them all!” To this Anansi said, “If you created them all, then how can their be any surprises? No mystery at all…It is not good for you, for all Great and powerful Gods must live in mystery and be apart from that which they have created. But your creations live and enjoy the same power as You!” The Snake thought for a moment and realized the the little spider was right. “What do you suppose we do?” Annasi replied, “Leave it to me.” So, Anansi waited untill he saw a woman shedding her skin and he tricked her into putting the old skin back on her body, and this was how death came into the world. Now, everything the Sky snake created no longer lived forever and though sometimes his creations cursed the unexpected and unknown, they each went to this newest of changes, the woman who had not shed her skin, holding out her hand to harold each across to the new place that even the Snake god could not go!”
“Anansi, what have you done, now my creations go where I cannot!”
Anansi said, “You claim to understand change, But as a God, you renew yourself and never change. But there are places that you cannot go, to truly change you must do much more than shed your skin, you must change everything you’ve ever known and become something you never expected at all…”
There you have it, I love you my dear sister, I hope the death of your old life is a good one, Anansi would be very proud indeed!! Be brave and go where even Gods cannot!

By: Bella

Bella — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:48:09 +0000

This was beautiful and hilarious!!! I loved and I think you did a fantastic job!

By: Ratchet

Ratchet — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:14:56 +0000

HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! Brilliant. That was the first time I ever saw that movie, now I know what all the fuss is about.

By: Clint-o-matic

Clint-o-matic — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:05:04 +0000

k-k-k-ken is c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me.

By: Ratchet

Ratchet — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 06:27:29 +0000

Oh yeah, instead of bothering to edit my post which I did have a picture for you all to look at by the way, I can’t commit to any type of schedule for my little bloggy posts or nooz er whatever so I’ll try and say something in between comics of little to no relevance as often as possible. But as far as consistency or proper grammer/spelling…I PROMISE NOTHING!
HA-CHAA

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