Well kiss mah gritz
February 17th, 2008I don’t even know what gritz is but I bet it’s something that gets caught in your teeth. And on that note I’m happy to announce that the general malaise that has been plaguing the entire midwest was lifted by a sunny day with bareable weather. Finally. No more frozen nose hairs and crackling teeth. Lovely.
I’m free and clear of my miserable health…I think.
I thought I had mono for 2 months…turns out I was just really bummed.
Stress of course notwithstanding. Ha. Retail/hospitality was god’s second blunder. (I think I’ll put that shit on a t-shirt)
OH YEEEAH!
SURPRISE! SHOPS OPEN, GETCHER T-SHIRTS OVA HEA ALLYA ALL SQUARES!!! There’s shirts mouse pads bags panties manties buttons and pregnancy tests*!
*just kidding. there’s no mouse pads! BWAHAHAHAAA!
I’m not giving you a link yet or pictures since I’m tired and I can do all that with my post on sunday night/monday morning.
I’ve been thinking it over and mayhaps if I can only produce 2 comics a week I’ll blog some shits fer ya to hold you over. . .SEE give and take. Thats how our relationship works. Compramise babies. Thats what it’s all about.
I’m just glad I’m not miserable. As far as having a cold is concerned.
I’m watching; A fish called Wanda right now
and wanting to sleep.
Nighty night.
-R-
February 17th, 2008 at 12:27 am
Oh yeah, instead of bothering to edit my post which I did have a picture for you all to look at by the way, I can’t commit to any type of schedule for my little bloggy posts or nooz er whatever so I’ll try and say something in between comics of little to no relevance as often as possible. But as far as consistency or proper grammer/spelling…I PROMISE NOTHING!
HA-CHAA
February 17th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
k-k-k-ken is c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me.
February 17th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! Brilliant. That was the first time I ever saw that movie, now I know what all the fuss is about.
March 14th, 2008 at 5:48 am
This was beautiful and hilarious!!! I loved and I think you did a fantastic job!
May 12th, 2008 at 7:49 am
So, here’s the dish my lovelies, just thought I would “reply” with some infinite wisdom from your borishly old-ass sistah…insert your-not-so-old comment here…let me tell you a story to illistrate, love me or hate me, its what I do…
Once upon a time..no no, in a galaxy far far away, nope not right either, it was the best of times - it was the worst of times? Ha ha, just kidding, ah, but seriously - there once was a time when Humans walked the earth forever. They lived forever and enjoyed many pleasures. Like the great snake in the sky, they all would shed their skin and emerge from beneath it as young as they had been before. In those days no one ever died and nothing ever changed, save for the very small change that each person made when they shed their skin. The great Snake in the sky was smug and happy with the world he had created. Anansi, the spider God was talking with his friend the Snake one day and said, “You must be very happy indeed to look down upon the earth and see just what you want to see”. To this the Snake God replied, “Why yes, for it is just as I expect.” Anansi thought for a moment and said, “It’s a shame though, there is not much of a surprise to this businness you call life.” The Snake God drew himself up in indignation, “There are many surprises to behold, for I have created them all!” To this Anansi said, “If you created them all, then how can their be any surprises? No mystery at all…It is not good for you, for all Great and powerful Gods must live in mystery and be apart from that which they have created. But your creations live and enjoy the same power as You!” The Snake thought for a moment and realized the the little spider was right. “What do you suppose we do?” Annasi replied, “Leave it to me.” So, Anansi waited untill he saw a woman shedding her skin and he tricked her into putting the old skin back on her body, and this was how death came into the world. Now, everything the Sky snake created no longer lived forever and though sometimes his creations cursed the unexpected and unknown, they each went to this newest of changes, the woman who had not shed her skin, holding out her hand to harold each across to the new place that even the Snake god could not go!”
“Anansi, what have you done, now my creations go where I cannot!”
Anansi said, “You claim to understand change, But as a God, you renew yourself and never change. But there are places that you cannot go, to truly change you must do much more than shed your skin, you must change everything you’ve ever known and become something you never expected at all…”
There you have it, I love you my dear sister, I hope the death of your old life is a good one, Anansi would be very proud indeed!! Be brave and go where even Gods cannot!