February 15th, 2008
GERMS OF WAR!
Even the toughest of the core of the hard can become sniveling whiners when they get sick. Sorry boys but you whine the hardest and loudest. You all get so cranky.
Babies.
And on that note! I’m fighting off a cold that I could’ve picked up from any number of germ mongering mouth breathers I’ve come into contact with…grrr…bastards.
Whaaaaaa!
I’mma go drink water til my pee is clear.
*sniff*
-R-
February 15th, 2008 at 1:07 am
Yeah, flu is shit. Not the shit, because that would be good, but just shit. I thought I’d kicked mine until I crossed the border back into WA…all of a sudden I feel like shit again. Fuck.
And boys whine the loudest? Like hell…maybe in the States, where women are women, men are women and twelve year old girls are FBI agents. Or was that the internet? I forget my point. Regardless, there’ll be peace keeping forces bangin’ down the doors in Kenya within the week, or my names not Jeremiah De Count. It’s not? Damn.
February 15th, 2008 at 6:51 am
You Poor Girl!! You’re right, though…guys are SUCH babies when they’re sick! UGH!
Great comic, Ratchet!!!
February 15th, 2008 at 9:18 am
aw my poor kidlett
heres a mental bowl o chicken noodle soop
i love ya hon~
yer mom~
February 15th, 2008 at 11:22 am
(I’m not sure what’s more gross, green snot or ham.
When in doubt, I’d prob’ly choose the snot. Seriously.)
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!
I do so like
green SNOT and ham!
Thank you!
February 15th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Hop on…antihistamines! There’s a cough drop in my pocket? The Zanax? Bwa. Poor Dr. Suess can do nothing to make me feel better, just talk to me in made up rhymes like Blondie in Rapture. Oi. Yuck.
February 15th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Australia’s pride and joy - the Fack Weasel has dissed every man in the USA?!?
And boys whine the loudest? Like hell…maybe in the States, where women are women, men are women and twelve year old girls are FBI agents. Or was that the internet? I forget my point.
I am not one to initiate fisticuffs, but if you are out of prison and not currently penetrating a wallaby- Come on to the USA and ask any of the womanly men if they agree with your statement.
It is too bad that spinctor breathed -marsupial humping hobo’s like you can actually put your shitty, dingleberry covered little paws on a computer, much less hook one up to your phone modem to spewk your devolved wisdom.
If you had a country full of terrorists (other than it’s own residents) that you needed help from the good ol’ USA, it would be you that is crying for help. (Ya fuck!) Go back to your little hole in the ground and DONT USE THE COFFEE SHOP COMPUTER AGAIN, you vagrant.
(Gots any Lysol, that little vermin’s text even smells bad)
February 15th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Ooopsie…. Did I send that (giggle). I lost a pump, earing and a Bonnie Bell lip smakers(bbble gum flavor) in here, if anyone finds them between the couch cushions… (titter). Kisses!
February 16th, 2008 at 12:16 am
UH…HOLY FUCKING SHIT JAY FRIGGIN BIRD! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!?
that was totally unexpected and I have no idea how to respond to it. . .
ahem.
So here goes,
Fack is a humorist
Jay, I think that you took this outta context
Here’s a window into the type of person that I am
Fack spills a drink on Jay at the show
Fack laughs uproariously
Jay looks around and right before he has a chance to even ball up his fist I push them both into each other
and at the top of my lungs with my rediculously carrying voice I yell FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!
Then I run up to the bar grab a red stripe and a shot of jameson and I…
laugh uproariously as they grapple and I and whom ever I’m with at the time dies a little inside…as it would most likely
not be the 1st time I’ve done it that night.
Ok.
That said y’all er big boys and ain’t none of you need me to come to anyone’s side BUT fack is part of my team so be good or I’ll bust out the rolled up news paper.
February 16th, 2008 at 4:24 am
WOW! Sounds like Jay Fricken Bird needs a Midol! Hm, or maybe he’s using the wrong flavor of Lip Smacker? Peppermint is FAR superior to Bubble Gum! I should know…I’ve been using Lip Smackers for nearly 30 years!
February 16th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Wow, this comic makes me laugh out loud for real every time I read it! hilarity at it’s finest! anywho, I am shocked that there is some drama on your comic comments, because I thought we were all here to support you. Love Ya! toodles!
February 16th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
AWEEE! Katalac thats very awesome. But sadly no. Comments aren’t usually for that. Mostly thier for insults and destructive cricket-ism
February 17th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
I don’t drink coke or sugary things anymore so my pee is always clear…haha
February 17th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Honest! My rant was intended to be deleted, as most of my hyper spaz fits tend to go. But my right hand pinky finger had a mind of it’s own. I swear to Borg, that it hit ENTER… You know the rest.
Time to switch to some Bonnie Bell Pepermint flavored Midol, suppository!
February 17th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
you are such a friggin spaz.
February 18th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
in the words of the great christopher walken: wowie wow wow wow.
hey, by the way: sweet comic.
oh, did you know: i used a : in each sentence.
February 19th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
geeeeeeeeeehose ephat
encephelocock!
March 1st, 2008 at 4:52 am
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article GERMS OF WAR!, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.
March 1st, 2008 at 9:29 am
Huh, I think you might be lookin a little too far into this one man. . .it’s about being sick yo.