Menu Blues.
Sigh. Dontcha just hate it when…blah blah blah blah,
you guys know the drill and for those wage slaves out there Barista Girl smashing dumb customers in the face is far more tame then the customer destruction fantasies others have had. Shit. This is nothin for me. But I can’t draw elaborate torture devices set on teaching bad customers how to be good…I’m no Giger…yet. Or ever. He was a big ol’ bag o nuts.Oh yeah, in the 6th panel you’ll notice our hero Barista Girl has a t-shirt that says “show me your nubes” whatever you’re thinking your wrong. Thats not a type-o, I know what a noob is but if you know the reference to Nubes, with out wikipedia-ing it I will send you the button. Fo Free. Hoo-haw!
Hmmm.
I’m gonna go watch Alien now.
toodles
-R-

February 11th, 2008 at 12:57 am
WIKIPEDIA REVEALED NOTHING!
February 11th, 2008 at 6:15 am
great comic! customers are dumb, and I am sleepy.
February 11th, 2008 at 6:18 am
P.S> the only thing I found on google for nubes is that its spanish for “cloud”. The more you know…
February 11th, 2008 at 6:20 am
That customer is just SCARY!
February 11th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Alright…try puttin EL SALVADOR in front of the nubes.
But I prefer if you got yer nubes out than maybe you should zip up your fly.
February 11th, 2008 at 11:10 am
I know what a noob is, but looked for nubes on google, which
appears to be some sort of cloud, but first I accidentally typed
“bubes” which, apparently, are the hairs on a man’s chest
(especially around the nipples) that appear to resemble pubes.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
hahahaha
nooobs
lolol
February 11th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I hope is is a mere coincidence that I look exactly like your customer. Same hair and nose, fer sure.
Dam glad you gots pitchurs cuz I have a hard time reading!
aka: Nubie, Nubile, Nubular, Nebualr, Nebulous,
February 11th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
http://www.nondot.org/~kungfoomaster/pictures/stfu_noob.jpg
February 11th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
damn i wish i woulda read your comment! i totally know about nubes. the nubes!!
February 12th, 2008 at 8:45 am
I’ll bet *you* are the celebrity where you work.
February 12th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Can someone please show Seraphine the difference between Celebes, Celebrities and Celibacy!
Celebes by choice. Now dats funny.
February 12th, 2008 at 11:09 am
if I’m celibate, does that mean I’m not drinking?
February 12th, 2008 at 11:13 am
BWA! Coffee humor!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA! I thought it was funny…
February 12th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
dude…where can i get this cheddar coffee?
February 13th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Starbucks probably or Caribou. Spewk!
February 13th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
OMG, I get the same thing at work, too!
Dude walks in, “Hey, uh, ya’ll got any o’ them tattoo designs I could lookit?”
EVen though it’s plastered all over the walls. Sigh.. don’t get me started, girl!
February 13th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Even seemingly intelligent people, once they get on the customer side of the counter they loose 70% of thier brain power, leaving only enough to allow them to REMEMBER to breath. Yuck.
February 13th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
I have totally experienced most of these problems at McDonald’s. I hate that place.
February 14th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Heyyyyyy, did you just call me dumb for buying
coffee, or was that a dig at my heavy breathing?
March 21st, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Yeah, I had a million customers like that. Plus the ones that were all, “hey doll, what do you recommend? Wink wink.”
April 16th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
What do you mean that guy WAS a blahblahblah?
H. R. Giger isnt dead yet! He cant die until Necronomicon XX comes out.
What hash.