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February 11th, 2008

Menu Blues.

Sigh. Dontcha just hate it when…blah blah blah blah,
you guys know the drill and for those wage slaves out there Barista Girl smashing dumb customers in the face is far more tame then the customer destruction fantasies others have had. Shit. This is nothin for me. But I can’t draw elaborate torture devices set on teaching bad customers how to be good…I’m no Giger…yet. Or ever. He was a big ol’ bag o nuts.
Oh yeah, in the 6th panel you’ll notice our hero Barista Girl has a t-shirt that says “show me your nubes” whatever you’re thinking your wrong. Thats not a type-o, I know what a noob is but if you know the reference to Nubes, with out wikipedia-ing it I will send you the button. Fo Free. Hoo-haw!

Hmmm.

I’m gonna go watch Alien now.

toodles

-R-

22 Responses to “Menu Blues.”

  1. FackGerbil Says:

    WIKIPEDIA REVEALED NOTHING!

  2. KaTaLaC Says:

    great comic! customers are dumb, and I am sleepy.

  3. KaTaLaC Says:

    P.S> the only thing I found on google for nubes is that its spanish for “cloud”. The more you know…

  4. The Wife Says:

    That customer is just SCARY! :shock:

  5. Ratchet Says:

    Alright…try puttin EL SALVADOR in front of the nubes.
    But I prefer if you got yer nubes out than maybe you should zip up your fly.

  6. Seraphine Says:

    I know what a noob is, but looked for nubes on google, which
    appears to be some sort of cloud, but first I accidentally typed
    “bubes” which, apparently, are the hairs on a man’s chest
    (especially around the nipples) that appear to resemble pubes.

  7. yer mom Says:

    hahahaha

    nooobs

    lolol

  8. Jay friggin Bird Says:

    I hope is is a mere coincidence that I look exactly like your customer. Same hair and nose, fer sure.
    Dam glad you gots pitchurs cuz I have a hard time reading!


    aka: Nubie, Nubile, Nubular, Nebualr, Nebulous,

  9. Jay friggin Bird Says:

    http://www.nondot.org/~kungfoomaster/pictures/stfu_noob.jpg

  10. disastika Says:

    damn i wish i woulda read your comment! i totally know about nubes. the nubes!!

  11. Seraphine Says:

    I’ll bet *you* are the celebrity where you work.

  12. Jay friggin Bird Says:

    Can someone please show Seraphine the difference between Celebes, Celebrities and Celibacy!
    Celebes by choice. Now dats funny.

  13. Seraphine Says:

    if I’m celibate, does that mean I’m not drinking?

  14. Ratchet Says:

    BWA! Coffee humor!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA! I thought it was funny…

  15. Monstergummibear Says:

    dude…where can i get this cheddar coffee?

  16. Ratchet Says:

    Starbucks probably or Caribou. Spewk!

  17. Jenny Bunns Says:

    OMG, I get the same thing at work, too!

    Dude walks in, “Hey, uh, ya’ll got any o’ them tattoo designs I could lookit?”
    EVen though it’s plastered all over the walls. Sigh.. don’t get me started, girl!

  18. Ratchet Says:

    Even seemingly intelligent people, once they get on the customer side of the counter they loose 70% of thier brain power, leaving only enough to allow them to REMEMBER to breath. Yuck.

  19. IAN!! Says:

    I have totally experienced most of these problems at McDonald’s. I hate that place.

  20. Seraphine Says:

    Heyyyyyy, did you just call me dumb for buying
    coffee, or was that a dig at my heavy breathing?

  21. Arielle Says:

    Yeah, I had a million customers like that. Plus the ones that were all, “hey doll, what do you recommend? Wink wink.”

  22. Dirge Says:

    What do you mean that guy WAS a blahblahblah?
    H. R. Giger isnt dead yet! He cant die until Necronomicon XX comes out.
    What hash.

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