Adventures in relationships…
Ah, when you start going out with someone and its all cute and sweet and you’re happy and everything is going so smoothly and all you want to do is hangout with them, all the time…day in and day out…day after day
after day
after day
after day…
to the point where you start actually arguing, getting the high pitch shrill voices trying to talk about feelings or what not…er some such other bullshite. Ugh.
You start arguing about little microscopic things that you might otherwise not argue about if you were in your first few months (or weeks, or days) of the relationship like…how David Duchovny was in The Red Shoe Diaries BEFORE the X-Files. Or how Phillip Hoffman is totally a better supporting actor than say…John Leguizamo? Little things that matter not. Finally you reach the Zenith of your disdain towards the person who just a few months (weeks or days) ago you were skipping through the daisies and makin ze BUMP-ITS with at every available oppertunity…Now the slightest thing can cause you to day dream of choking them into oblivion.
Also, this is like the last comic. More minimal reading! OoBer BONUS!
Barista Girl has a smidge of a temper hey.
*Huggles and Kissey wisseys sweetiekins*
–R–
January 28th, 2008 at 12:57 am
wow thats funny
diggity
especially the post
aw you kids!
January 28th, 2008 at 1:11 am
What can you do? If you’re with someone
who doesn’t surprise you, you’re gonna
get bored. And I’m not talking about someone-
who-drinks-out-of-a-milk-carton interesting,
I mean someone who loves you enough
to give you your own game controller…
January 28th, 2008 at 2:56 am
I love how happy she looks in the third panel. Like, pure enjoyment of her murder fantasy.
January 28th, 2008 at 6:25 am
My favorite part is I specifically remember this day in history. You were so pissed, about sitting in a room staring at a wall, which is completely understandable. All I wanna know is…. Do I get a controller? How about we kick him off the couch completely and just play. Lots of Love!!!
January 28th, 2008 at 7:15 am
ROFL!! Hilarious and beautiful!!!
I love it, love it, LOVE IT!!! 
Reminds me of my days with my ex, The Stupid Redneck. 
Great work, Ratchet! 
January 28th, 2008 at 8:31 am
I think i’ve been on both sides of this one… Thought I doubt it was specifically in regards to video games.
January 28th, 2008 at 11:09 am
Kill all video gamers. Starting………………………………………Now!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Haha, awesome job, Ratchet. Me gusta mucho.
January 29th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Everyone I imagine strangling also has their crappy chin beard removed. Wierd.
January 29th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
I WANT MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
some ideas:
the custies that think they know more about coffee than you, including the ppl that seem to think they know more about your store.
ppl that ask questions but talk before you say anything(as if they knew)
what the fuck is a caramel machiatto fucker.(vanilla latte with caramel sauce if you can find it, and whip cream if your a pussy)we aint starfuckers, sure most of us haved workedd for them or a subsidiary but fuck off anyway.
and they say they are the best company(corporation)to work for but that says nothing about the ppl who get there first(i.e. the jerk off that got supervisor before you because they were a bitchy ass shiteater.(i know you already discussed this issues in your comic but what the fuck)).
i know this is weird for me to voice this but i do have a few female friends.
what about the creepy fucks? those turds in their forties and above who somehow remembered every cheesy line they remember from hittin on foreign chicks in the war. and decide to use it on any female trying to do their job.”I GET PAID TO BE NICE YOU WRINKLY FUCK, go peddle your raisin somewhere else. I WILL CALL SECURITY!”
hate to be a turd but as i guy i hope for those moments cause i never get them, and would exploit them for every thing their worth. but thats neither hither nor thither. more comicz pleese!
if you make it this far and you not my sister show your support or ill kick your ass. (i.e. make her make more comics)
January 29th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
HA. Thats pretty much it. You just out’ed me on like 3 months worth of built up material. Sigh.
January 30th, 2008 at 9:20 am
not at all, it was completly incoherant to me, didnt understand a single word, lol
and then there’s the online choads in chat rooms, lololol
im old, lolol
January 30th, 2008 at 9:46 am
old SKOOL! Never old. I was day dreaming about me getting old and using my social security checks to get touch ups on tattoos and listening to Billy Bad Ass at bingo, in silppers. And a robe with Combat Rock on the back. sigh. Wait for a whole new type of merch; I wanna be sedated pill boxes.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
ratchet huh? hmmreminds me of video retro tune wank that I work with could it be? so whe do you syndicate?
January 30th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
I’m in charge of moderating comments but I gotta say, when I read this…I have no idea…I’m left with my brow furrowed and wondering…zuh?
January 31st, 2008 at 2:42 am
Nokydoky - what exactly does a stroke feel like? I’ve always wanted to know, and since you appear to be suffering the after effects…
January 31st, 2008 at 5:20 am
Nokydoky huh? Where do YOU syndicate??
LMAO @ FG!!!
Sounds more like a spaz attack, than a stroke, to me!
January 31st, 2008 at 1:46 pm
bwahahahah, hey, you should contact leo from openschool
at some point, heheheheh
January 31st, 2008 at 1:47 pm
you weill eventually get comments from ppl you dont know that make little or no sense, cuz its out there man, ya know…..ripple effect.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:48 pm
get me my bathrobe and my bingo marker
January 31st, 2008 at 4:38 pm
LOVE this one!