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January 11th, 2008

Coffee Dragon

So I was at work today and I thought: “Wow. I don’t think I’ve been this bored in my whole life” than I remembered I saw waking life and fell asleep. The last movie I saw in the theater and fell asleep to was Ghost Dad. Bill Cosby.

Funny.

MOVING ON

Coffee and Dragons. Excellent. Sex-ellent? Not so much.

My sage words of wisdom to you all (and my family motto):

Never trust a man in plaid shorts.

-Ratchet

17 Responses to “Coffee Dragon”

  1. Jarek Says:

    Oh… I would hate to have some jobs like that, which reminds me, i should apply at wal*mart.

  2. Ratchet Says:

    Wal Mart is the satan store. Why do you wanna work there? I figure you more for a game stop or some such game store or maybe a FYE or suncoast or scamgoody. Or if you lived here you could rock the orange smock and work @ a cheapo. Ah well. You crazy kids.

  3. Lee Says:

    Anyone who doesn’t like Ratchet’s comics is a fucking idiot. I like this one. Its funny. Using a porta filter as a weapon. Customer service sucks, especially when people want something you don’t provide. Don’t mess with barista girl.

  4. FackGerbil Says:

    Truly, you have captured the spirit of dick head customers.

    Only thing that beats that is people asking for fish at a KFC. Like, for the sake of Christ…what do they think it stands for, Kentucky Fucked Catfish?

  5. The Wife Says:

    I love how BG’s t-shirt keeps changing! COOL!! Can I have a Jelly Bean Coffee, please?

  6. KaTaLaC Says:

    This is one of my favorites, mainly because of the ending with the dinosaur. You can never go wrong with a dinosaur! I love it!

  7. yer mom Says:

    hillarious,
    too funnay

    *guffaw!

  8. Jay friggin Bird Says:

    Gawd, you can get chai fried in butter and “ranch” on the side?
    Now that would really make me wanna hurl decafinated, bird safe, fair trade, ogranic soy chunks!

    That just leaves me wondering how I would approach (for any reason) a anyone wearing a
    PEN15 shirt. (wack-a-doo wack-a-doo)
    One of my co workers wore a “PRON” shirt to work and only a small percentage of the staff knew what it stood for… we all had a laugh.
    Not to be confused with prawn or shrimp on the barbie.

    I have dragon envy.

    Is my monitor broken. these toons all appear in black and white.

    What does this button do……….

  9. Ratchet Says:

    I call dibs on the production and sale of PEN-15 Club t-shirts.

  10. Seraphine Says:

    Pen15 Club looks almost like Penis Club in your graphic.
    Like all clubs, it probably has a small-time crook in it.

  11. Ratchet Says:

    Just like a lot of penises. They have a cook, be it a little to the left or a little to the right. You will join my penis club and you will be the small time crook.

  12. yer mom~ Says:

    a portafilter made o’ gold or sumptin,

    naw……prolly not

    love ya

    yer mom~

  13. The Paj Says:

    I dunno, dawg, most frequenters of chain coffee shops don’t know any better and they’re afraid they’ll look like idiots if they ask what everything on the menu is. With some patience, you can change these people’s coffee world.

  14. Ratchet Says:

    you kids. I thought it was apparent that the joke was that people try and order everything on the menu. Chai mocha latte frappe etc. Get it? WAKKA WAKKA WAKKAAAA!!!

  15. disastika Says:

    wait… what is it about?

    oh and i SO want a pen15 club tshirt. i’ll take an xl. thanks. ;)

  16. Ash Says:

    spectacular!

  17. Carter Says:

    wonderful
    i hate starbucks and corporate coffee for the bullshit they put in already ignorant people’s heads
    like caramel macciatos
    anyway
    wonderfully portrayed!

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